the hip-wave tutorial for you ladies who asked!
re-posting for everyone who keeps asking me in my ask box for this link!
thank you for all of the kind words! i am glad i was able to help you girls out! <3
this video =^.^= my babe being so adorable
if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties
I made this a while ago and I don’t know when I’d ever use it so I’m just gonna post it whatever man
what if in the last episode of pokémon the camera spins around and the narrator/cameraman is Ash’s dad and it turns out he’s not an absent father he’s an extremely over involved father and has been just following him and his friends around recording their adventure for years
girls who can run in heels should be feared
HLEP ME I CAN’T BREATHE
fanfiction is nice until you’re threatened with being a character in it
This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen